Documenting the Trial of the Century – Britney Spears Driving Without Valid License
So the Trial Of The Century, that would be the case of Britney Spears driving in California without a California driver’s license, is well underway. Here are some of the “fun facts” that have come out so far.
- The jury was selected yesterday, with one juror dismissed for thinking Ms. Spears was a trainwreck because “she runs around half naked!”
- The prosecution has pondered “does anyone think this is a colossal waste of time?”
- Michael Flanagan, the lawyer for Spears, has noted that she is planning to build a house in Louisiana, possibly as a way to show that she is not a CA resident, and therefore does not need a CA license.
- Jamie Spears, Britney’s father, has been called to the stand to be a witness.
Good times, people good times.
